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No Joke – These April Specials Are Serving Glow, Energy & Gains


No jokes. No gimmicks. Just real results.

April Fools? Nah, we’re dead serious about leveling up your body, brain, and skin. Because here at Renew Wellness & Aesthetics, we’re not out here playing – we’re here to help you feel good, look better, and age like a damn vampire (but, like, a well-adjusted one with glowing skin and strong boundaries).

To celebrate a season of renewal, recovery, and rebirth into your hottest self, we’re rolling out April specials that are no joke, no fluff – just facts, science, and discounts.


APRIL SPECIALS — ONLY UNTIL 4/30

🧠 $50 OFF NAD+ INJECTIONS

For brain fog, burnout, aging backward, and feeling like a functioning human again.NAD+ is a powerhouse molecule your body needs to convert food into energy, repair cells, and boost brain function. If you’re feeling tired, irritable, or just not you — this one’s your ride-or-die.

💉 Think: energy without the crash. Clarity without the coffee shakes. Aging without the wrinkles.

✨ 20% OFF AGELESS ESSENCE SKINCARE

Your face called. It’s begging for this.Not your average drugstore cream — this is prescription-grade skincare that delivers real results using science-backed ingredients that actually do what they say.

Here’s the breakdown of this glow-up-in-a-jar system:

💛 DAY CREAM

Ingredients:

  • Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C)

  • Azelaic Acid

  • Alpha-Lipoic Acid

  • DMAE

  • Aloe Vera

  • Estriol

  • Progesterone

Benefits:

  • Brightens skin & fades dark spots

  • Evens tone and calms acne

  • Firms + tightens for lifted look

  • Soothes + hydrates without greasiness

  • Balances hormones on your face (yes, really)

🧴 Morning radiance, backed by science.

🌙 NIGHT CREAM

Ingredients:

  • GHK-Cu (Copper Peptide)

  • Estriol

  • Niacinamide

  • Tretinoin

Benefits:

  • Boosts collagen for firmer skin

  • Gently resurfaces while you sleep

  • Reduces fine lines, dullness, and texture

  • Hydrates without clogging pores

💤 Your 8-hour glow-up assistant.

👁 EYE CREAM

Ingredients:

  • Caffeine

  • Triamcinolone

  • Tretinoin

  • Glycolic Acid

Benefits:

  • Reduces puffiness and dark circles

  • Smooths fine lines + crow’s feet

  • Brightens and firms tired eyes

  • Boosts collagen + exfoliates gently

So good, people might actually think you got 8 hours of sleep.

💪 EMSLIM BOGO — 2 SESSIONS FOR $249

Build muscle. Burn fat. Do nothing.Literally. Just lay there. Let EMSlim simulate 20,000 crunches per session. It tones your core, glutes, and thighs while you check emails, nap, or daydream about your future abs.

🛋 Because working smarter > working harder.

🎯 WHO’S THIS FOR?

  • Are YOU tired of looking tired. Ready to glow, lose weight, and feel like herself again.

  • DO YOU need energy, testosterone support, and a libido comeback tour?

  • Do you want to recover faster, cut body fat, and get stage-ready skin.

  • Are you obsessed with biohacking and skin that looks like it golfs twice a week in Malibu.

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